Encrypted "Footie" Talk

Player one (kunle):: Hey brov!

Player two (idowu): hey dude!

Kunle: how's work? And the family?

Idowu: family's doing just fine. Work? Mehn I'm contemplating retiring. This pain is getting unbearable.

Kunle: (bewildered), what! Early retirement? That's like theo "quickie"cott asking to retire from the game because of a few injuries by the way.

Idowu: (cogitates for a few seconds), yeah maybe. I might just make a comeback you'll never know;Jordan style, not schumacher suicidal stylee o! (Kunle chuckles). I'm fed up of injuries. Now my "physio-chemist" claims I'll be out for six weeks!

Kunle: so what? Quit talking bullcrap. Its the pain and the hennessy doing the talking not you so I'll just ignore. Anywayz, I warned you about the risks of playing with no "skin guard" didn't I?

Idowu: The "skin guard" right? Now I'm learning the hard way (Winces in pain).

Kunle: see now one top striker is sidelined for weeks thanks to your recklessness.

Idowu: (sighs) well I'm confident my strike partner will be more than a handful in my absence.

Kunle: next fixture is away to "barbcork" united this weekend and your partner will be the lone striker.

Idowu: (mood lightens up). Well, my injury won't be felt during that fixture with "babcork" united....phew!!!

Kunle: but you know that fixture and the best tactic to employ is coming from behind and you and I know nobody does it better. You reign supreme!

Idowu: I still think my strike partner will come off good but I disagree on being a specialist with a particular tactic. I'd like to think I'm versatile.....all I need is one chance regardless of the tactic or opposition and BAM! Its in.....

Kunle: I trust you.

Idowu: so how's *MLS season going by the way?

Kunle: (nods head continuously as he speaks) great! Doing great. You know I always find the opposition "wanton" and I'm quick to capitalize.

(Other phone of kunle rings....*hello? Hey! You outside already? Ok......I'm on my way hun..)

Kunle: hey! I gotta go now player! Duties calls. Stay out of trouble matie! Peace.


Idowu: peace bra!!!

*moral of the story: you don't have to be a player. And if you decide to be one, ensure you always stay protected with a ever reliable skinguard. They are available in stores around you. Some injuries are career threatening, some life threating!